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Posted on 01/31/2012 01:05 PM by jduck1979
Do not be alarmed, this is just a ...Read more
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D.I.Y - The Aussie Way
Posted on 01/25/2012 02:24 PM by jduck1979
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over
on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled.
Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor"
she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her ...Read more -
How to administer a pill to a cat.....
Posted on 01/25/2012 02:13 PM by jduck1979
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. ...Read more